How can a human move so slow and yet so fast at the same time?
Your body is physically moving so fast I can't keep up and yet it takes you 20 minutes to put your shoes on...and they don't even have laces! (You pulled the laces out of all your lace-up shoes.)
It takes you a year to climb in your car-seat. You insist on climbing in through the opposite door, under Bodhi's rear-facing infant seat. And yet, it takes you just half a second to lock your door so that I can't unbuckle you without a game of "who can lock/unlock the door fastest."
It takes you an hour to bring me your toothbrush and toothpaste, but only takes you ten seconds to chuck it across the room in protest...after I've already put the toothpaste on the brush. The bigger the mess, the better, you seem to say.
It takes you thirty minutes to choose a shirt, after pulling five out of your drawer. And ten seconds to change your mind. And another ten minutes to choose a different shirt. Then another thirty of chasing you around before you will put it on. Sometimes we take you places in the nude and get you dressed when we get to our destination, often in the parking lot or in the garage as we are leaving.
London (aka LoLo, the nickname given to you lovingly by the Anderson family), you are the fastest slowpoke I have ever known.
